deux petits trucs en passant.

Trouvé sur internet :
"Un Normand invente la pilule qui parfume les pets
ALENCON (AP) - Partant du constat qu'un pet est généralement malodorant, Christian Poincheval, un Normand d'Alençon (Orne), vient de créer une pilule pour parfumer les vents intestinaux d'une douce senteur de menthe ou d'estragon.
"C'était il y a six ans, nous étions en Suisse avec des copains et après un copieux repas, nous nous sommes presque asphyxiés tant nos pets étaient malodorants", explique avec le sourire Christian Poincheval.
"Les vents n'étaient pas très agréables pour nos voisins de table. Il fallait donc faire quelque chose. Le son du pet, on peut encore l'éviter, mais l'odeur, on ne peut rien y faire..."
Alors, ce bon vivant qui prend toujours la vie du bon côté a travaillé pendant des mois pour inventer la "pilule pet", qui amènerait des parfums beaucoup plus agréable qu'à l'habitude: "le boyau pourra chanter mais l'odeur restera agréable".
Créateur du papier toilette en bandes dessinées, pour lequel il avait d'ailleurs il y a quelques années été primé au concours Lépine, Christian Poincheval a donc pris contact avec plusieurs laboratoires.
"J'ai des idées mais je ne suis pas herboriste et encore moins laborantin. Il fallait donc que je travaille avec des professionnels", précise-t-il. C'est finalement "Floralpina" à la Flèche (Mayenne) qui acceptera la coopération. "Et ils ont fait du bon boulot, car la pilule se dissout parfaitement dans les intestins pour contrer la fermentation intestinale".
Cette "pilule pet", qui est fabriquée uniquement à base d'huiles essentielles -dont la composition reste secrète- qui provoque des gaz parfumés à la menthe où à l'estragon, est encore en période de tests.
"Mais des tests très positifs", reprend l'inventeur qui ajoute que "pour être efficace, elle devra être prise avant et après les repas de midi et du soir. Ses effets se feront sentir au bout d'une semaine".
Dans quelques jours, la "pilule pet" de Christian Poincheval sera offerte gracieusement à une cinquantaine de testeurs volontaires. "Pour cela, nous organiserons une grande soirée de remise, non pas de prix, mais de pilules".
La "pilule pet" de Christian Poincheval et du laboratoire Floralpina qui offrira "un pet bouquet" sera en vente dès la fin de l'année au prix de 5 ou 6 euros la boite de 60 pilules. "Nous aimerions avec cette pilule attirer un vent de sympathie", conclut son inventeur. AP"

et enfin, un petit lien, lisez ça c'est trop drôle :

Greetings and suck me. I'm Jeff Woods, maintenance programmer for Star Wars Galaxies: An Empire Divided. As a maintenance programmer it is my responsibility to manage existing code, write bug fixes, integrate new code while analyzing its impact on existing functionality and be the brunt of your jokes and flames on the forums. Suck me. I'm writing this Friday Feature because I'm about sick of your, the valued customer's, torrent of never ending sass-mouth and ill-informed crap. I repeat, suck me. Suck me long. Suck me hard.
Being a maintenance programmer is such a privileged joy and honor. I get to spend anywhere from eight to twelve, sometimes as many as sixteen straight hours a day locked in an eight by eight cube grinding my ass out writing code that you freaks don't appreciate. Did I mention you can suck me? What I love best is you forum jockeys lamenting the game code while you most likely work in a porn theater as a janitor or mooch off my tax dollars as an unemployed turd, sitting on a couch with no cushion with Chef Boyardee stains all over your wife beater. If you think you can write better netcode I invite you to come down and have a go, after you suck me of course....freak.
Does the game have bugs? Yeah, it has a helluva lot of bugs. What the fuck you think I'm doing here cock gobbler? I'm trying to fix the god damn game but you little whiney bitches want new shit too. New shit equals more bugs. IT NEVER ENDS! WHEN I GET ON TOP OF THE HILL I GET BURIED IN A BIGGER PILE OF DUNG! I HATE YOU ALL! DIE! Plus I don't make the decisions, I just code. I wish I did. I'd put a god damn virus in each and every one of your machines and blow up your shit!
Why don't you test the code before you deploy it?
Hey! Why don't you suck me!?
We do test it Corky. Unfortunately we can not test to the level of ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND concurrent users to see EVERY bug that may exist. Also some bugs require the "Moron Quotient". That's where you come in. Only morons could uncover some of this crap because right thinking people don't dismount their swoop while trying to call a pet going into a Krayt spawn with orange hotpants AND trying to compose a new email at the same time. Just suck me, I'm sick of justifying myself to a bunch of Monday Morning Quarterbacks who don't even possess the prowess to negotiate the complexities of the local ATM machine. I'll take your coding advice when you can finally figure out how to stop that 12:00 AM on your microwave from blinking incessantly Mr. Beautiful Mind.
Ok, you can't fix all the bugs but can you at least listen to us?
Hey! How about I listen to the "glup, slurp, glup" sounds as you suck me!?
I'll tell you why I don't listen. I can only read so much of your stupid ass bull shit before I lose all faith in the future of humanity and start sorting my guns by barrel flavor. Reading your tripe only confirms the world is full of stupid people with stupid ideas. If good ideas were beers I wouldn't have enough from the forums to get a buzz.
Seriously, let's listen to what you have to say! Here's some gems from the forums that you guys wrote. Names withheld to protect the retarded.
I worked hard by afking 16 profassions to beacoming a Jedi (I had to learn auto-cliker lol!) I should beable to kill ne1 who atatcks me in one hit from my sabar and ne1 I kill should lose XP 2. What do u think?
Aye, you sure "worked hard"! Hard work is coding for 48 hours straight so some guy who spends $15 can call you an asshole. I'll get right on this one.
I'm an Impereal and I think I should be able to have teh ATAT pet and call it and it should hve a million HAM and pwnzor teh Rebals! lolz
Laugh.
Out.
Loud.
Retard.
TKs shoud haev stun Vibrator Knuckles w/ Mind Fire!11
And your parents should have had an abortion...although I do agree that the game needs "Vibrator Knuckles". Hell, Vibrator anything...damn "T for Teen" rating. You get half credit, I kill you last.
I can't read these ideas. I actually feel myself getting dumber if I do. I don't get paid enough for this crap...I quit. After two years of this crap I'M OUT!
Suck me.
- Jeff

Trop drôle et tellement réaliste.
Sinon, je suis en vacances, et bientôt à moi Paris :D. Sinon... J'ai rien à vous raconter, journée morne et merdique comme d'hab quoi :)